Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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