If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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