So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize