I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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