Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize