she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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