i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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