we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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