girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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