It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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