Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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