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  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:33pm

    hahaha this is classic

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:01pm

    I love the concern for hygiene even in blackout mode. My faith in humanity is restored.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:16pm

    i'm from MD and i had a guy piss in my nightstand. pulled out the drawer, and went to town...i was so surprised i didn't say a word.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:18pm

    My ex-gf did the same thing one night after the bars. Then she woke me up to ask where the tp was.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:13am

    i did this,,,then i walked to my 5 year old cousins bed to kick him outta it so i could sleep...i have no idea how i even made it back to that house

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:30pm

    agreed with 12:18, my friend fucking pissed on the carpet floor in front of everyone

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:03am

    once i was sleepwalking and i opened the door to the fridge and started to take a piss

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:33pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:02pm

    This totally happened to me! My roomates disgusting ass boyfriend whipped out his dick infront of me and practically pissed on my homework, then pissed in the closet and turned around and washed his hands in the bathroom

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    once a friend pissed on my shoulder when i was sleeping....apparently he was sleeping too

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:32pm

    LOL this happened to mee

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:55pm

    crabcakes and football, that's what maryland does!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:11pm

    Well he washed his hands, that is a sign of a good upbringing

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:58pm

    lol i so did this but it was in the middle of the floor...he's lucky theu were hard wood lol

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:37pm

    This has happened to me but the guy never washed his hands.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:55pm

    HAHAHA this is exactly what happened to a friend of mine

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    Distinguished? Obviously you haven't seen the people we elect as Mayors around here.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:51am

    At least they washed their hands!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:24pm

    Haaa I've seen this happen before.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:08am

    i pissed on my desk... goodbye laptop and speakers

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:36pm

    haha we had a girl at a party that said "I pissed in a corner go find it!" to this day we have NO idea where she pissed....

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:18am

    I pissed in my cat's dish once. I had remembered it the next day and cleaned it up telling everyone someone spilled beer.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:18pm

    MD loves pissing anywhere possible. I've proudly pissed in a closet before. No shame.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:30pm

    Hm, maryland? Isn't Maryland supposed to be all distinguished and whatnot? Pretty classy.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:58am

    my friend took a shit in his dresser drawer on his 21st. I was so proud of him

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    Well is there a sink in your closet? Where was he supposed to wash his hands? You're just lucky it was #1 and not #2.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:52pm

    hahah yayy maryland :D you know at least he's still up on his germ game shitfaced.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57am

    I pissed in the closet, walked into the bathroom and flushed the toilet; then went back to bed. Girlfriend was my witness.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:34am

    i tried to piss on a buddy while he was getting sucked off by some girl... TWICE (in my defense i was blacked out drunk and i warned and i quote"IM GOING TO PISS ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS") AWWW GOOD MEMORIES... of things i dont remember

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:58pm

    I actually walked into the closet and pissed into my father's winter boots. My excuse was that I was sleepwalking...and I was 8. (My poor father had a real ugly surprise the next morning when he went to put his boots on.)

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:37pm

    i took a shit on a playground slide today

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:58pm

    how could anyone click badnight

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:27am

    I've pissed on the end table where the bible was resting.... FML

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:08am

    i was drinking with my girl got fucked up next thing i know is i am pissing on her dresser in the midle of the night. and i say dont worry i will flush........lmfao