just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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