for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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