I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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