About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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