He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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