what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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