Only a mothe r could love this liver
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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