She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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