Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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