Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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