i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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