Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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