What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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