nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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