I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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