Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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