So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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