Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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