ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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