she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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