you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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