I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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