Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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