come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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