I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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