I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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