Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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