I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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