Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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