guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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