dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize