Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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