I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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