I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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