I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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