Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
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I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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