Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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