Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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